Anglican Disarray

There was a tale of two cities on display in American Anglicanism this week. On one side were the heretics who reject the Scripture and tradition of the Anglican church and embrace just about anything that violates the moral law of God. They continue on their merry way, which is to oblivion, following in the footsteps of past greats like the Unitarians who are really packing them in these days after their own couple centuries of apostasy.

On the other side you have a motley group of Anglicans who are feebly headed in (perhaps) the right direction. The AMiA led the way many years ago and was condemned by many of those now on the bandwagon. There is room for hope in the Common Cause movement, but let’s be honest, there are massive problems with the ‘conservatives.’ They all deplore TEC, sure. But why is it that it took a gay bishop to set this crisis off? Where were all of these orthodox folks when gay priests were ordained for the past three decades? How about the serial divorce that ran rampant in ECUSA priests and bishops? Let’s see, how about the pen-ultimate innovation of ordaining women? That didn’t bother this bunch in the 70′s, 80′s or 90′s and apparently still doesn’t bother many of them now. Do they agree on worship? No. One would think that we could walk into any ‘Anglican’ church in the USA and find the same liturgy, but no, it is a cacophony of everyone doing what they please. Some use the 79 BCP, some the 1928, some the 1662, some use almost none of it. Some are reformed, some pray to saints, some use rosaries, some try to be community churches. It is a complete and total mess.

So will this new group reject women’s ordination? Not in the short term. Will they agree on a Reformed theology that rejects bowing to man-made objects and the like? No. Perhaps they will unite in one common liturgy? It doesn’t look like it. For now, they seem to be people who have responded to rot in the church after decades of ignoring it, and rightfully want some semblance of basic orthodoxy. Beyond that, it’s all fair game. Let me illustrate how bad it is by looking at the options here in my local area.

[1] The Church of the Messiah. Still in TEC. The rector is a good man who serves under the various shades of heretical Bishops in TEC, including a woman Archbishop, something unheard of until recently. Why doesn’t Messiah get out of TEC? Hard to say, though one suspects that it has to do with money, pensions, buildings and a congregation that does not know it’s Reformational heritage. Messiah includes Catholic practices like burning candles in front of pictures and the worship is sort of an appalling stew of left-over Maranatha worship from the 70′s, video clips (come on – are we really that dumb these days that we need inane video clips all the time?), a slim smattering of 79 BCP, and the prosperity gospel in the form of ‘if you tithe then God will bless you.’ In a nutshell, Messiah is probably typical of your ‘conservative’ TEC parish – theologically going nowhere and trying to be like the nondescript non-denominational church down the street, but with robes. The people are clueless about welcoming newcomers into their midst.

[2] St. Thomas in Orange, VA. A gorgeous, gorgeous building. A historic old parish. Rite I is celebrated, stained glass is everywhere. There are no African-Americans in sight. There is a renowned prep school in Orange and I believe that many of the faculty attend St. Thomas. There aren’t many signs of body life and the people aren’t welcoming. Would St. Thomas be comfortable losing the building and meeting in the gym down the street? Please. These folks have taken no steps to reject the heresy running rampant in the church and the current interim Vicar preached a sermon essentially chastising both sides and saying St. Thomas isn’t going anywhere. This church is more like a museum.

Next I turn to the two Anglo-Catholic parishes in the area, which probably total 40 people together on a Sunday. Why are there two in one town? Can there be any reason but enmity with each other? And why don’t Anglo-Catholics just Pope and get it over with? They are living an illusion and ignoring the 39 Articles which they like to denounce. They are:

[3] St. Luke’s. Part of the “Anglican Catholic Church.”

[4] St. Michael’s. Part of the Anglican Province of America. They meet in a bookstore after leaving the friendly confines of the Masonic lodge. A Mason in on the vestry. They have a cluster of couples over 60 and that’s it. They are Anglo-Catholic, and going nowhere at all. They have been around for about six months and if they are still around in six months I’ll be surprised.

Next:

[5] Holy Cross Anglican Church. Part of the massive ‘Anglican Church of Virginia’ (ahem). I don’t know much about this one other than that it is small and looks as irrelevant as the Anglican Church of Virginia, which it probably created. My guess is this bunch would never have anything to do with those newfangled charismatics. Can you say ‘schism?’ Sad, sad, sad.

[6] St. George’s Episcopal Church. TEC. “You are welcome at St. George’s regardless of race, nationality, sexual orientation, or tradition” says their website. Need I say more?

[7] Celebration Church, CANA. Good people trying hard not to be Anglican. They were originally a TEC plant that spun their wheels for three years or so. Now they are a small bunch of people who have no identity. Are they Anglican? Are they a community church? Not sure. They don’t use any form of the BCP. Do they support women’s ordination or oppose it? CANA itself has an opaque statement on its’ website that affirms the status quo and mumbles. We attended Celebration for a few months and I couldn’t tell you what their position is. Because they have no discernible Anglican identity, they don’t appeal to Anglicans looking for a home or young people looking for liturgy. Because they have a tad of liturgy they are off-putting to Bookstore Christians who want rock n roll and stuff. Like I said, good people, but unless something changes radically they are in trouble and listing to port.

So there you have it, a local illustration of a larger point. Anglicanism is totally fractured. It means ordaining women to some, praying to saints to others, and TULIP to still others. It is a mess. So today’s Common Cause news doesn’t excite me too much. I believe in a wobbly way in the AMiA because of the parish I know and love in D.C., but unless serious change is performed soon and the troops start marching to the same drum, then all we have is a watered down version of what used to pass for Anglican.

Anglican disarray

There was a tale of two cities on display in American Anglicanism this week. On one side were the heretics who reject the Scripture and tradition of the Anglican church and embrace just about anything that violates the moral law of God. They continue on their merry way, which is to oblivion, following in the footsteps of past greats like the Unitarians who are really packing them in these days after their own couple centuries of apostasy.

On the other side you have a motley group of Anglicans who are feebly headed in (perhaps) the right direction. The AMiA led the way many years ago and was condemned by many of those now on the bandwagon. There is room for hope in the Common Cause movement, but let’s be honest, there are massive problems with the ‘conservatives.’ They all deplore TEC, sure. But why is it that it took a gay bishop to set this crisis off? Where were all of these orthodox folks when gay priests were ordained for the past three decades? How about the serial divorce that ran rampant in ECUSA priests and bishops? Let’s see, how about the pen-ultimate innovation of ordaining women? That didn’t bother this bunch in the 70′s, 80′s or 90′s  and apparently still doesn’t bother many of them now. Do they agree on worship? No. One would think that we could walk into any ‘Anglican’ church in the USA and find the same liturgy, but no, it is a cacophony of everyone doing what they please. Some use the 79 BCP, some the 1928, some the 1662, some use almost none of it. Some are reformed, some pray to saints, some use rosaries, some try to be community churches. It is a complete and total mess.

So will this new group reject women’s ordination? Not in the short term. Will they agree on a Reformed theology that rejects bowing to man-made objects and the like? No.  Perhaps they will unite in one common liturgy? It doesn’t look like it. For now, they seem to be people who have responded to rot in the church after decades of ignoring it, and rightfully want some semblance of basic orthodoxy. Beyond that, it’s all fair game. Let me illustrate how bad it is by looking at the options here in my local area.

[1] The Church of the Messiah. Still in TEC. The rector is a good man who serves under the various shades of heretical Bishops in TEC, including a woman Archbishop, something unheard of until recently. Why doesn’t Messiah get out of TEC? Hard to say, though one suspects that it has to do with money, pensions, buildings and a congregation that does not know it’s Reformational heritage. Messiah includes Catholic practices like burning candles in front of pictures and the worship is sort of an appalling stew of left-over Maranatha worship from the 70′s, video clips (come on – are we really that dumb these days that we need inane video clips all the time?), a slim smattering of 79 BCP, and the prosperity gospel in the form of ‘if you tithe then God will bless you.’ In a nutshell, Messiah is probably typical of your ‘conservative’ TEC parish – theologically going nowhere and trying to be like the nondescript non-denominational church down the street, but with robes. The people are clueless about welcoming newcomers into their midst.

[2] St. Thomas in Orange, VA.  A gorgeous, gorgeous building. A historic old parish. Rite I is celebrated, stained glass is everywhere. There are no African-Americans in sight. There is a renowned prep school in Orange and I believe that many of the faculty attend St. Thomas. There aren’t many signs of body life and the people aren’t welcoming. Would St. Thomas be comfortable losing the building and meeting in the gym down the street? Please. These folks have taken no steps to reject the heresy running rampant in the church and the current interim Vicar preached a sermon essentially chastising both sides and saying St. Thomas isn’t going anywhere. This church is more like a museum.

Next I turn to the two Anglo-Catholic parishes in the area, which probably total 40 people together on a Sunday. Why are there two in one town? Can there be any reason but enmity with each other? And why don’t Anglo-Catholics just Pope and get it over with? They are living an illusion and ignoring the 39 Articles which they like to denounce. They are:

[3] St. Luke’s. Part of the “Anglican Catholic Church.”

[4]  St. Michael’s. Part of the Anglican Province of America. They meet in a bookstore after leaving the friendly confines of the Masonic lodge. A Mason in on the vestry. They have a cluster of couples over 60 and that’s it. They are Anglo-Catholic, and going nowhere at all. They have been around for about six months and if they are still around in six months I’ll be surprised.

Next:

[5] Holy Cross Anglican Church. Part of the massive ‘Anglican Church of Virginia’ (ahem).  I don’t know much about this one other than that it is small and looks as irrelevant as the Anglican Church of Virginia, which it probably created. My guess is this bunch would never have anything to do with those newfangled charismatics. Can you say ‘schism?’ Sad, sad, sad.

[6] St. George’s Episcopal Church. TEC. “You are welcome at St. George’s regardless of race, nationality, sexual orientation, or tradition” says their website. Need I say more?

[7] Celebration Church, CANA. Good people trying hard not to be Anglican. They were originally a TEC plant that spun their wheels for three years or so. Now they are a small bunch of people who have no identity. Are they Anglican? Are they a community church? Not sure. They don’t use any form of the BCP. Do they support women’s ordination or oppose it? CANA itself has an opaque statement on its’ website that affirms the status quo and mumbles. We attended Celebration for a few months and I couldn’t tell you what their position is. Because they have no discernible Anglican identity, they don’t appeal to Anglicans looking for a home or young people looking for liturgy. Because they have a tad of liturgy they are off-putting to Bookstore Christians who want rock n roll and stuff. Like I said, good people, but unless something changes radically they are in trouble and listing to port.

So there you have it, a local illustration of a larger point. Anglicanism is totally fractured. It means ordaining women to some, praying to saints to others, and TULIP to still others. It is a mess. So today’s Common Cause news doesn’t excite me too much. I believe in a wobbly way in the AMiA because of the parish I know and love in D.C., but unless serious change is performed soon and the troops start marching to the same drum, then all we have is a watered down version of what used to pass for Anglican.

Dilvish, the Damned

I picked up this book by Roger Zelazny while looking for other sci-fi at a local used book store. The version I have has a terrible cover right out of the artistically challenged 1970′s. What is it about that period that produced such awful art in every field? But as the saying goes, don’t judge it by it’s cover. This is a great book of short stories that I came into with great scepticism. I don’t read just anybody, I like references. Wolfe led me to Borges and John. C. Wright, Phillip Dick and Jack Vance.

I was looking for something else that has escaped me, when instead the Zelazny book found me instead. He is an artful writer, sort of like Vance without all the artifice. In some sense it reminded me of Vance’s Dying Earth and by extension Wolfe’s Torturer books. But Zelazny has an interesting since of humor, and whereas Vance’s Dying Earth seems to have nothing but scoundrels in it, Dilvish exudes a certain nobility in his action and motivation.

Since these stories were not written into a coherent whole, there are large gaps in the action and what happened has to be pieced together, but I like that. The style rings more true to life, where we lack information and have to guess at what is going on around us. Looking at the book I expected a lot of stuff about hell and demons and things, but really it doesn’t get much of a treatment. Dilvish was sent to hell for a few centuries by an evil wizard but has somehow escaped (we aren’t told how) and is now out for revenge. The entire series of episodes is in some sense his quest to find his tormentor. The opening pages made me think that I was in store for some over the top, quasi-Medieval romance with absurd language and unbelievable characters, but the stories get better as they go. This is light fare, but entertaining, and skillfully done.

Big K

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How is Kmart surviving? We drove by the local, depressing “Big K” tonight and there were about 10 cars in the lot. I probably haven’t set foot in a Kmart for five years or more, and maybe twice in the last decade. When I did I cringed, and I did it mainly out of idle curiosity or desperation.

Every Wal-Mart I ever see is packed, wall to wall cars. Targets are packed. Kmart has no one in sight. Can’t they do something to snap out of this death-spiral? Change their name, get cool, do something? Man, Kmart is terrible.

the ministry

Ryle continues:

I go on to say that Evangelical Religion does not under
value the Christian ministry. It is not true to say that we
do. We regard it as an honourable office instituted by Christ
Himself, and of general necessity for carrying on the work of
the Gospel. We look on ministers as preachers of God’s
Word, God’s ambassadors, God’s messengers, God’s servants,
God’s shepherds, God’s stewards, God’s overseers, and labourers
in God’s vineyard.

But we steadily refuse to admit that Christian ministers are
in any sense sacrificing priests, mediators between God and
man, lords of men’s consciences, or private confessors. We
refuse it, not only because we cannot see it in the Bible, but
also because we have read the lessons of Church history. We
find that Sacerdotalism, or priestcraft, has frequently been the
curse of Christianity, and the ruin of true religion. And we
say boldly that the exaltation of the ministerial office to an
unscriptural place and extravagant dignity in the Church of
England in the present day, is likely to alienate the affections
of the laity, to ruin the Church, and to be the source of every
kind of error and superstition.

Shallow Thinking on the Court

I was disappointed to read the NY Times piece on Justice Stevens today. What jumped out at me is that this man who is at the height of our legal system mustered up a shallow answer that I would expect from your average loony tune on the street about abortion:

“I think the less judges have to decide the better, and I frankly look at who should decide this,” he told me. “Obviously, I think basically the woman is the person most affected by it and has tremendously important interests; better to have her decide these questions with her own counselors and guidance than to have judges and legislators deciding something like this.

How about if we also let people decide whether or not theft or killing an adult are legal? Why have judges or legislators decide those questions? After all, theft is a value judgment, which stems from the religious injunction to ‘not steal.’ Seriously, his thinking in that quote is so juvenile and pathetic, that it makes me wonder at the general intelligence of many in power. Scalia’s well thought out positions and passionate defense of them make Stevens look plebeian.

Bishop’s meeting

I think it would be uninteresting to comment on yet another meeting that is going nowhere. Let the dead bury their dead. Just get on with evangelizing and building faithful new parishes. TEC is an apostate branch that is withering.

Watching Rudy

I headed up to Reston yesterday morning to see Rudy Giuliani’s speech to Northern Virginia technological leaders. The location was the posh Hyatt Regency Reston, pictured below. Reston has a nice town center here, with all kinds of high end shopping and nice buildings.

The entire Dulles corridor is full of high tech firms that lend it the air of success and growth that is native to the Virginia suburbs. I missed most of the first hour, which was all of the attendees schmoozing and trying to network. I got there right when the door opened and breakfast was served.

Rudy came in and spoke about things like technology, immigration, the war and economics. It was the same drab kind of issue list that you can hear every four years from any vanilla Republican. Lower taxes, get government out of the way, inject technology into the bureaucracy, things like that. Rudy is a social liberal of course, which means that killing babies in the womb is a woman’s choice to him, and that homosexuality is just fine. To me this means that businessmen should be one of his prime targets, after all, if he isn’t aiming for the businesspeople in the GOP, who is he going to get? But the reception seemed lukewarm, probably because northern Virginia is more and more leftist, and Rudy supports the war.

I found him fairly unconvincing. Is he offering any novel ideas? Does he stand firmly on some core convictions? No, he just seems to think that he, Rudy Giuliani, would be a good President for us. He seems to me to firmly represent the modern American mindset, at least as it exists on the coasts. Essentially, don’t take ‘religion’ too seriously, be no nonsense, interact with modern pop culture (he mentioned Adam Sandler), and talk about business and money a lot. He is to me the epitome of a NY Times reading guy who wouldn’t dream of offending the zeitgeist up there in terms of morality. He’s having to pretend to tack right a bit for the campaign, but will revert to form when it’s over. The only thing saving him from doom in GOP circles is that he is all for the Iraq War. This makes pinheads like Sean Hannity and his tribe think that he is ‘tough’ and gets the ‘fundamental issue of our time.’

In terms of his ‘speech’ it was very underwhelming. I never listen to the man speak, so I don’t know if he is capable of giving a rousing speech that summons you to action or something, but this was more of a conversational style. It seemed like he was just riffing, throwing out some thoughts on different issues based on whatever his canned positions are. He is funny, he makes jokes, and he is good about being direct and answering questions. But he is not inspiring.

He has been married three times. He told a press conference that he was splitting with his last wife before he told her. His relationship with his kids is terrible. And yet, this is the guy who could be leading the GOP into battle next year. I’m not impressed.

He took a few questions and then went on to his speech at the NRA later in the day. I think he is the third candidate I’ve seen in person. I went to a Pat Robertson speech back when he was running, and also to a Buchanan speech in 92. Events like this don’t really excite me much these days.

another free office suite

In addition to Google’s ok bunch of apps, the OpenOffice.org suite, and tools like Buzzword, IBM just made their own software free for download. It is the IBM Lotus Symphony. More evidence that we are in a golden age of free productivity tools that should make life easier for the cost conscious. It’s not available for Macs yet, so I’ll have to download it at the office. I am a word processor geek, so I’ll download just about any of these apps and mess with them.